September 2012
Oh! And awesome news, the official results of gramps’ ct scan shows that his liver tumor has shrunk 75% since getting the chemo seeds inserted. They’re a little worried because he still seems weak, do they did a blood draw just to make sure nothing has spread-but kind of remember he’s 77 and not hungry from the chemo.
Also somebody started a rumor my grandmother has breast cancer, and grandma told them, “…well, they’re not where they were 50 years ago, but they don’t have cancer.”
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Tumblr how I neglect thee
Tuesday I’ll be less busy
And then those who just started following will be so sorry
August 2012
Got my replacement debit card and pin number, plus have everything ready for school Wednesday! EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE
Stephen Colbert’s wit is like when a razor blade is so sharp you don’t feel it when you cut yourself but then you go “ow” a few seconds later and look down in surprise and see blood running down your leg
oh I just now got word of that gossip site about Amy/Will wtf
Blind item things are so dumb, not to mention that Lainey site has said a shit ton of things in the past that I swear they pull directly out of their ass
I wouldn’t worry about it, really
I HATE ALL OF THESE PICTURES
ALL OF THEM
I’M GOING TO TOSS MYSELF INTO THE CANAL JFC WHY DO THESE EXIST
JUST NO
NO
so we met my aunt, sent Kaelin off with her, stopped by a store on the way back, and made it here by 2:30. And I went, “I need to nap for like, 40 minutes.”
…5:30 comes rolling around and I eventually get up
JAMIEEEEEEE!!!!!! How are you lovely?? :)
Good, good! Getting stuff together for kiddo and her first day of school next week! (The list of things they need gets more and more oddly detailed every year, I swear.)
We ‘re on our way to meet my aunt halfway so kiddo can spend a few days with them before school starts. Our plans for a kid free next few days are blood work and maybe a liquor store trip.
*hands you tequila* Let's do the Hader Shuffle
Cirulll yer armshhh big and shloowww, reach up highhh and fall down drunkshhhhhh
“A soaking-wet Andy Samberg in a filthy wig: We didn’t even know we wanted it until we saw it. Now we want nothing else in the world.”
—Best Week Ever
i almost literally threw up. it takes a lot to get me to that point.
i don’t understand why anyone would want this to be their fantasy
just…why??
How to make your dreams come true:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight.
9. EAT THAT BITCH.
if my husband takes me to the to-do list for a belated birthday gift/valentine’s day present
i will drop dead in the theater, and that’ll show him
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’d throw my computer out a window if it wasn’t a work computer and umm…if I actually sat near a window.
I’M SO DONE AND THIS IS JUST THE ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER AND NOT THE ACTUAL PREVIEW
JUST SO DONE
Wait, was this submitted? OR DID AFFLECK ATTACK YOUR TUMBLR FOR REALSIES D:
it’s that “goggles” thing you can drag to your bookmarks toolbar, you can scribble on people’s websites and when you enable it, you can see who left what on yours
I SEE YOU BEN
ANDY THO
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
HADER IN A PONCHO AND ANDY IN A SHOWER
OKAY THEN WELP THIS MOVIE WILL LITERALLY KILL ME
HE DOES THOUGH. He practically breaks my bad peendar.
see, kids? you worry about growing old and yet here we are, ~responsible adults, discussing penises and making fun of them.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EASTENDERS IS SO DEPRESSING, EVEN THEIR CHRISTMAS SPECIALS ARE DEPRESSING SOMEONES ALWAYS DYING OR THERES EXPLOSIONS NO ONE IS EVER HAPPY
OH GOD I KNOW AND SHE LOVED IT SO MUCH
MOM, EVERYONE WAS DEAD AT SOME POINT HOW IS THIS FUN
Never.Leaving.Our.Home.
afraid to open the door to anyone that doesn’t know the secret knock, tbh
OMG THE YOUNG ONES I wasn’t actually alive in the 80s but they used to rerun it a lot and I’d always have to watch it because my family were obsessed with it… idk I will leave now
my mom loves British TV, so I remember watching re-runs of this along with her favorite thing of all time, EastEnders!
Why do you guys even hate him so much is it because he has such a tiny penis or something idk i know there was something about a belly button or am i thinking of something else… does his tiny penis fit in a belly button?!?!?!
He’s smug and casts himself as Blake Lively’s love interest so he can feel awesome (and I assume all guys that smug have to be compensating) YES he’s the belly button guy lmao
how did that get started?? something about Ally saying he set off her “I’ve got a weird penis alarm,” or something?? whatever the case, yes, he’s the bellybutton guy, rofl
WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT LITTLE GREY BOX I DON’T KNOW WHY I EXPECTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM YOU THREE OH MY GOD
MY BRAIN JUST VOMITED
kjdfbjkgkjnjk there was a British show called The Young Ones in the 80s where the same actor played almost everyone they encountered. If Affleck was that for us OMG
omfg, i remember watching re-runs of this!! affleck is basically everyone outside our little shitcom cul-de-sac, no good can come from the outside world
I think Ben Affleck telling someone they got knocked up is the cruelest way to find out tbh
i have this feeling that ben affleck will show up in our shitcom as every profession just to try and ruin our lives.
doctor, lawyer, snooty waiter, rude booze store sales clerk, male stripper, etc.
OMG WATT
Sudsy and Forte skip off to have picnics, as they do
