Is this a trick question?
I just answered this like two days ago. ;-; I’m 30, anonmuhnon!
- everyone i'm following: wow 5 more followers until my next thousand
- me: wow 5 more followers until my next ten
friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
I should have seen this coming.
what, his penis? p.s. penis okay I’m done
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
IF andy is leaving at the end of this season
i fully expect TLI to make a video for japan before then
or else i will scream and throw things
- *meeting your favourite band member/idol*
- You: Hi, I'm-
- Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
emmaah-lou replied to your post: 30??? is it weird associating with so many younger…
YAY FOR US OLDIES! REPRESENT.
we’re gonna come after you, canes blazin’ or injure ourselves trying