Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out

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April 2012

I don’t know how much I’ll be around tomorrow, but I really want to post Rainn Wilson pictures over at fuck yeah bill hader and see how many angry messages we get

Mar 31, 20125 notes
#thatsthejoke.gif

tbh I was hoping Hader would be at Nickelodeon Kids choice awards because will smith was hosting

Didn’t see him, thought this one guy throwing whipped cream at Cee-Lo might of been

I think I just wanted it to be so bad

Mar 31, 2012

March 2012

somehow dad high jacked my Internet connection, idek how he managed this, but we can’t figure out how to take him off of it and might have to get a whole new router now

jfc, remind me not to let him over

Mar 31, 2012
Mar 31, 201223,982 notes
#feeeney #eric matthews you are my everything

oh. My friends’ daughter was admitted to the hospital with Kawasaki disease.

Jesus, she’s only 3.

Mar 31, 20125 notes
what was your url before sex-with-a-bicycle?

I was tinyeeriejam for a long time, I think before that I was jamiewatson and thatjamiegirl.

Mar 31, 2012

stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”

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Mar 31, 201237,781 notes

my dad and my uncle are visiting today and I called them to see where they were at and my dad is bringing his laptop because he just bought it and has no clue how to work it, and now my uncle bought an iPad and has no idea how to use it either so yup it’s up to me, hooray

and seriously, when did I become Tech McGeek over here?

Mar 31, 2012
#i don't know things!
Reblog if you want Rachel Dratch to host SNL.

rickrickrickrickrickrickrick:

My friend and I are meeting her on Monday at a book signing. We want to get as many notes as possible and print it out to show her how much we want her to host. So please reblog to your support!! (:

ILU RACHEL PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAASE HOST

Mar 31, 2012478 notes
#I'll continue to reblog this.
Mar 31, 201216,676 notes

This restaurant.

Screwing everyone.over and ugh I just want to go to Rite Aid! Fuck!

Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 201241 notes

directiontoperfecti0n:

Lying in the fetal position crying because of Bill. Not because he’s attractive but because he’s just such an amazing person and so inspirational and talented and I just want to sit down and listen to him talk to me for hours on end. Just tell me stories and teach me things. I feel like writing him a huge long letter because of how he’s changed my life GOD DAMN these are brand new feelings I don’t even know what to do. 

Mar 30, 20129 notes
#same
“I’m contracted now for one more, which is next season and then we’ll see what happens.” —

Bill Hader on his future at SNL (The B.S. Report: Bill Hader)

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Mar 30, 201221 notes
Mar 30, 201212 notes
#no #where are his teeth omg
Mar 30, 201298 notes
#dat face tho

cherry-scented-coffee:

Now that you and Stefon, Bill Hader’s nightlife-obsessed character, have smooched publicly, will it be weird between you two?
You have to realize America is only seeing my relationship with Stefon from the waist up. For them, the kiss was a big deal; for us, it was nothing. That was some Jane Austen shit compared to what’s going on underneath the desk.

(Taken from here)

JESUS CHRIST NO ODHLJHJLHLDHL

Mar 30, 201278 notes

omg did I seriously just read that someone thinks bill hader looks like a perverted old man in person

Mar 30, 20122 notes
#LOL FOREVER #idgaf if he does i'd still hit it #i mean #hi
Mar 30, 2012164 notes
#NO #GO AWAY #WHAT WHY NO

Darrell Hammonds’ book is so good. Ie already read like half just tonight.

Mar 29, 20123 notes
Mar 29, 2012648 notes
#yep
Seeing that last picture you posted of Seth in the blond wig makes me wonder why they never had him play Sarah Jessica Parker...

oh my god. There’s still time, right?

Mar 29, 2012
Mar 29, 20128 notes
#nearly 7 years later and i still have a pooch #welp

bearsy:

sometimes i look at my blog and think

wow why do i have followers

Mar 29, 20123,447 notes
#same
Mar 29, 201252 notes
#I CAN'T LET THEM SEE MY BALLS LEONARD
Mar 29, 2012335 notes
#my heart #:/
Mar 29, 20121,171 notes
#hot dmn you are fiiiinneee #just lemme #come here you
Mar 29, 2012194 notes
#Late Night with Jimmy Fallon #Charlie Sheen
Mar 29, 2012598 notes
#ugh i love them sfm

samwiech:

More SNL news: Jennifer Bartels apparently also joining the cast!

I read she was actually in the In Living Color reboot?

Mar 29, 20128 notes
Mar 29, 20121,926 notes
#ADORABLE
Mar 29, 2012155,467 notes

Just realized I’ll probably miss the new SNL when it comes back

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Mar 29, 2012
Mar 29, 2012194 notes
#hey #wait #i got a new complaint
Listen

Public Pervert—Interpol

There is love to be made
So just stay here for this while
Perhaps heart strings resuscitate
The fading sounds of your life

How many days will it take to land
How many ways to reach abandon?
Oh, abandon.

So swoon, baby starry nights
May our bodies remain
As deep we move, I’ll feed you light, baby
May our bodies remain
Oh yeah in history, I’ll treat you right, baby
I’m honest that way, hey
Swoon baby starry nights
May our bodies remain

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Mar 29, 20126 notes
#music #interpol #public pervert
Mar 29, 2012195,930 notes
#gpoy
Mar 29, 2012462 notes
#favorites
Mar 29, 2012174 notes
#Taran Killam #love you
Mar 29, 201221 notes
#james franco #i'm crying laughing/revolting/still hit it
Mar 29, 201284 notes
Mar 29, 2012384 notes
#to be your high school sweetheart omg #i wish
Mar 29, 2012228 notes
#what #no #you are bb faced and delightful looking #what sorcery is this?
Mar 29, 201259 notes
Mar 29, 2012345 notes
#I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my high pitched nerdy squeals

Two of Hearts just starting blaring from my computer

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Mar 29, 20125 notes
#i i i i i i #i need you
Mar 29, 201249 notes
#forever reblog
Mar 29, 2012495 notes
Mar 29, 201211,401 notes
#robin #ROBIN #your thighs tho

lonelyislandwhore:

Guys they are thinking about pulling the plug on Neighborhood Watch,which Akiva directed,because its very similar to the Trayvon Martin case.

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Mar 29, 201210 notes
#...
Mar 29, 2012185 notes
#OH MY LORD. #NOPE #BYE
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