December 2011
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“Amy Poehler is the epitome of cool. Women want to befriend her. Comedians want...”
– Rachel Dratch (x) #Interpretation: Seth Meyers wants to bone Amy Poehler#Clearly that’s what she’s saying. yep, you’re my favorite. I was just about to say something like this. (via the-old-saloon)
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Let us rejoice, for my PICC line is finally out. AND ON THE FIFTH DAY, LET THERE BE NO LINING IN YE ARM, SO SAYETH HADER
Nov 30th
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pockets-fullofstones: lizdexia: My SNL opening credit would be me ordering from a food truck, taking a gigantic bite of a grilled cheese sandwich, and then laughing at the camera. Mine would be writing something on a wall or door of a bathroom stall or soemthing. I keep it classy. Mine would be someone shaking me awake, since I’d be napping under the update desk. Probably Andy since...
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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So the hdsa.org website has a “Seth Meyer” to contact for starting a support group
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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NOT SUDEIKIS ON TWITTER.
kmoo: in case everyone hasn’t figured it out yet, @sudeikisjason is not jason sudeikis. if there wasn’t enough proof in virtually everything he said and did, the picture posted of sudeikis and owen wilson was taken at a madison square garden game, not in kansas city as they tagged. and the university of kansas isn’t even fucking in kansas city had it been a home game. just trying to help people...
Nov 30th
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zaychik replied to your post: zaychik replied to your post: lol i love your… oh god I’m laughing but that is terrible. Ugh. Stupid kit! The way my luck is going, I fully expect the nurse to get here tomorrow and burst into flames as she’s ready to pull the line.
Nov 30th
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zaychik replied to your post: lol i love your new/edited icon!!!!!:D JAMJAM, I am too lazy to comment on Facebook but I hope that your check gets done in the morning. :( Poor gal. AHH OMG IT IS RIDICULOUS, HOLY GOOD LORD. She came out here and I was SO CLOSE to getting it pulled. So. Close. And then the sad Price is Right horn sound played when she asked where the kit was.
Nov 30th
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herpaderpbillhaderp asked: lol i love your new/edited icon!!!!!:D
Nov 30th
what have I done WHAT HAVE I DONE
Nov 30th
I need to shoop a Santa hat on my avatar, Y/Y??
Nov 30th
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hadeonmehader replied to your post Paul Rudd said it was. But he’s not verified either though… Idk. .__. I shall stay optimistic but slightly skeptical.
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Everyone drop everything. Important announcement...
jimmyfallonismybffsm: caring—loudly: Jason Sudeikis is on Twitter. Follow him now. @SudeikisJason
Nov 30th
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IRRATIONALLY GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
Nov 29th
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…I just realized today is two years since my uncle Jerry passed away.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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staysweetsugarbear: i cant believe lonely island fans actually call themselves “incredibadasses” i cant believe lonely island fans
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Sorry to vent
…but seriously? I was told yesterday my nurse would be notified about my situation and no one has called me to let me know when this thing can come out. And no one is there at the nurse line to ask what’s up, and no one else can figure it out.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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I cannot handle Bam crying.
Nov 29th
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BB Ryan Dunn.
Nov 29th
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