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Jamie/Jsmir. In her early thirties, married old lady with a daughter who's almost as tall as she is already. Like comedians, horror movies, funny things, pie, that guy over there, cheesy 80's and 90's music. Co-mod of FYBH and runs tjfuckingmiller. Some celebs have said things about me, but I forgot the links so yeah, just take my word for it?

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

nbcsnl:

The perfect GIF set for today. Happy 50th, Molly Shannon!

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

kaskyy:

i cant believe lee pace is in naruto

kaskyy:

i cant believe lee pace is in naruto